
Had to tell stephen just not not to squeeze me so tightly or I’d turn into a ketchup bottle
wow i guess you guys really hate shaving too
let’s all get trained as laser hair removal...
AND 7UP WENT EVERYWHERE
DAMNIT
I AM FUCKING RETARDED
When mothers set high expectations for their children.
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Like this post and I’ll write you a haiku
The offer still...
I may change it back soon, but this is silly and perfect for...

Had to tell stephen just not not to squeeze me so tightly or I’d turn into a ketchup bottle

i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall/nearest Filipino
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<3
give me your hAIR
that is some nice hair
God I only WISH my bangs could lay like that
I love how they both are just sippin on their Starbucks. And how they both think they get to keep the money.
Like if someone robs a bank who cares they go to jail for a few years but fuck they get to keep the 600,000 bucks they stole.

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
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