Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
“The tragedy is inconceivable,” Wizco president Alvin Cassidy said. “For years, countless children played with the Aqua Assault RoboFighter without incident. But then these three retards come along and somehow find a way to get themselves killed. So now we have to do a full recall and halt production on what was a really awesome toy. What a waste.”
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cough cough kinder eggs cough cough
This is hilarious
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This will always be my favorite article ever
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The Onion, you went there. But I love satire.
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